Department of Suspicious Noises Tee
Department of Suspicious Noises Tee
Department of Suspicious Noises Tee
Department of Suspicious Noises Tee
Department of Suspicious Noises Tee
Department of Suspicious Noises Tee
Department of Suspicious Noises Tee

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Department of Suspicious Noises Tee

$55.00
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Color: Orange
Size: S

This item is a preorder and will ship on or before October 1.

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The Department of Suspicious Noises Tee is the unofficial uniform for midnight sound detectives, hallway investigators, and anyone who has ever heard one tiny bump and immediately assumed the worst.

Featuring the Soft Panic artwork and oversized “Department of Suspicious Noises” artwork across the back, this everyday tee turns every creak, scratch, and unexplained thump into something worth wearing. Throw it on for late-night snack runs, horror-movie marathons, or anytime the house makes a noise it has definitely never made before.

Comfortable, easy to wear, and officially on high alert.

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