SOFT PANIC DEPT.
CASE FILE SP-1031

SOFT PANIC DEPT // AFTER HOURS

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND THIS.

A classified seasonal incident has been reported. Three new departments are involved. Details are being withheld for everyone's emotional safety.

OPEN THE FILE

SCAN LOGGED · DO NOT PANIC MORE THAN NECESSARY

heard something... probably nothing!
Pumpkin Soft Panic mascot at an emergency desk
IMAGINARY EMERGENCIES
Purple bat Soft Panic mascot holding a flashlight
SUSPICIOUS NOISES
Worried ghost holding a phone for the Department of Ghosting
GHOSTING IN PROGRESS
CASE FILE SP-1031 CLASSIFIED / INTERNAL INTERNAL DOCUMENT // DO NOT CIRCULATE Three departments have been activated. STATUS VERY WEIRD CLICK TO OPEN THE FILE ↓ FILE OPEN · CLICK TO CLOSE ↑

INTERNAL DOCUMENT // DO NOT CIRCULATE

Three departments have been activated.

STATUS VERY WEIRD
Department of Imaginary Emergencies mascot at an emergency desk

SUBJECT 01

Department of Imaginary Emergencies

Responding immediately to problems that have not happened, may never happen, and have already been extensively rehearsed in your head.

Department of Suspicious Noises bat mascot holding a flashlight

SUBJECT 02

Department of Suspicious Noises

Investigating every bump, creak, shuffle, and definitely-normal sound heard after the lights are off.

Department of Ghosting mascot holding a phone

SUBJECT 03

Department of Ghosting

Managing the sudden silence after an interaction: texts received, messages seen, and absolutely no response ever sent back.

COLLECTION CONTENTS: ████████ █████ ██████████ release pending. overthinking active.