Department of Imaginary Emergencies Tee
Department of Imaginary Emergencies Tee
Department of Imaginary Emergencies Tee
Department of Imaginary Emergencies Tee
Department of Imaginary Emergencies Tee
Department of Imaginary Emergencies Tee

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Department of Imaginary Emergencies Tee

$55.00
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Color: Purple
Size: S

This item is a preorder and will ship on or before October 1.

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The Department of Imaginary Emergencies Tee is the unofficial uniform for chronic catastrophizers, emergency planners with no actual emergency, and anyone who has ever turned a minor inconvenience into a full internal evacuation.

Featuring the Soft Panic artwork and oversized “Department of Imaginary Emergencies” artwork across the back, this everyday tee turns every false alarm into something worth wearing. Throw it on for errands, last-minute plan changes, or anytime your brain upgrades a perfectly manageable situation to code red.

Comfortable, easy to wear, and prepared for absolutely nothing.

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